i'm not sure if i've posted this here, but i went ahead and edited it because someone wanted it on AT, so i might as well post it here. i assume this is real, locations and stuff seem to be correct.
I cut out a lot of the technical stuff. Here's the amazon page for his RPG:
http://www.amazon.com/SenZar-Todd-Ki...0286267&sr=8-2Creating, writing, and publishing fantasy role-playing games, two trade paperbacks, CD-Roms, electronic novels, and web sites on CD-Rom. Responsible for conveying the complexities of gaming to the average reader in an easy to read, easy to understand format. Created 40+ full color digital illustrations for The World of SenZar campaign builder. Prime catalyst for all aspects of publishing, including but not limited to: establishing and maintaining professional relationships with both national and international distributors; managing all other artists and designers; technical writing and editing all material (with the exception of the second edition SenZar trade paperback, which was edited by an outside source); creating and publishing all online material; maintaining visibility, high reliability, and viability in a dynamic, aggressive market. Small but international fan base. Two books listed for sale on Amazon.com. Products have been distributed in Australia, North America and Europe. URL =
http://www.senzar.comSummation: I solved every issue presented to me, did so in a most expedient manner, and did so in a wide variety of genres, both technical and scientific. I cut many Gordian Knots, solved many issues which no one else could solve, and generously gave freely of my creative powers, ceding numerous patents in the process, in order to serve America.
MENSA former member
Languages Proficiency Level
Ancient Greek Basic - Familiar
Brazilian Portuguese Basic - Familiar
Egyptian Basic - Familiar
English Fluent - Full Knowledge
French Fluent - Wide Knowledge
Italian Basic - Familiar
Latin Basic - Familiar
Other Basic - Familiar
Russian Basic - Familiar
Sanskrit Basic - Familiar
Spanish Basic - Familiar
Akkadian Basic - Familiar
Cherokee Basic - Familiar
Sumerian Basic - Familiar
What You Will See (Employment/Involvement Chronology)
1973/4: Began lifetime involvement in martial arts, starting in Tae Kwon Do and continuing to present in most martial arts.
Mid '70s: Won "Young Author Search" for short story on extraterrestrial encounter.
Late '70s: Creates personal lawn care service, caring for an average of six yards/week until 1984.
Late '70s: Creates ******* Comic Book Club, first interracial public youth club in city.
Served as altar boy at ********* Catholic Church until 1982.
8th Grade Football: Led entire state of Louisiana in punting average (48yds/punt); includes LSU, Tulane, and NO Saints.
Little League Team MVP in Baseball and Football.
Early '80s: Broke world record for Stargate arcade game; 6.6 million on one quarter; had to quit game early due to arcade's shutting down; quit with over 100 ships remaining.
1983/85: Member of MENSA.
1984: Graduated Salutatorian ******* High School. Led Beta Club to State Title in Quiz Bowl. President French Club. Golf, Tennis. YMCA Basketball League Parish City Champs Junior and Senior years; undefeated. Developed 41" vertical leap, could dunk basketball. Developed 120mph tennis serve. Drive over 300 yards in golf. Set or tied academic records on ACT, PSAT, College Clep Test; maxed out number of clep hours for LSU, despite having no AP courses.
Late '80s: Student worker, LSU; pizza delivery at various local pizza places; painting/sandblasting at ********, *********, LA.
1986/89: Vocalist, Guitarist, Frontman for various heavy metal bands in Southern Louisiana. Opened for bands as disparate as Lynyrd Skynryd, Pantera, and Zebra. Headlined before 5,000 fans at two gigs. Freakish eight octave voice. Freakish guitar virtuosity; demonstrated ability to play Yngwie Malmsteen 33rpm albums on 45rpm speed and play them note for note on guitar.
Early '90s: Employee, Circle K, Baton Rouge, LA.
1996-present: Created Nova Eth Publishing, Inc., a sub-S corporation. President and Chief Creator. Created and published 2 trade paperbacks, 2 PDF novels, 2 128 page PDF source books, and 1 104 page CD-ROM-based interactive Flash-powered source book. Created and implemented
www.senzar.com as Nova Eth Publishing's web site. Sold thousands of units of products worldwide, from Australia to Austria. SenZar source book is currently in third printing. Heavily influenced current MMORPG computer genre; among various other notable achievements; SenZar laid foundation for "conning", which is employed in virtually all MMOs currently.
2002/05: Systems Analyst II/Programmer III/IV, Computing Technologies (CoTs), *SNIP* Note: Contract terminated prematurely by CoTs, due to alleged "conflict of interest". Therefore, if you must contact anyone from CoTs, please consider deeply their unreasonable viewpoint, and take everything they say with a large grain or two of salt (and a shot of tequila). One particular CoTs official was not in "the white paper loop" described below, as it was need-to-know, and was unhappy, to say the least, about being left out of the loop. This person had the power to hire and fire, unfortunately, and invoked it, despite protests from both our government and military clients and co-workers. Thus, the unfortunately necessary caveat. The people listed by name above each have some knowledge of my unofficial activities, and can verify this. (In short, one power-tripping bad apple, *** ****, ruined a patriotic, warfighter-friendly network that had greatly contributed to Uncle Sam, simply because he couldn't stand the fact that he was not in the loop, and others "below his grade" were. The author has learned that Mr. *** has subsequently attempted a slanderous "blackball" strategy against the author, in a vain effort to deny his future hiring in the Huntsville area. While this strategy will work within his own small company, it most certainly will not prove to be effective anywhere outside his limited sphere of influence.)
What You Won't See
Author holds active security clearance.
Author is both polymath and polyglot, with demonstrated proficiency in most computer languages, and more than a dozen Terran languages; post-doctoral proficiency in multiple scientific and engineering disciplines; prodigy-level musical talents; savant-level intelligence; world-class martial arts skills.
Author has for many years implemented a "Johnny Appleseed" omnidisciplinary solution generation and dispersal modus operandi, creating unique solutions in myriad high level scientific and engineering realms; sowing these illuminating seeds among specifically targeted hosts which are best suited to implement them. Author accepts neither recompense nor accreditation for these solutions.
Over 100 omnidisciplinary White Papers/Solutions created and distributed within *******. Subject matter covered includes, but is not limited to: high energy astrophysics solutions; battlespace strategies, tactics, and practices; singularity generation and exploitation; near-earth orbit (NEO) battlespace domination; battlespace logistics solutions; psychological operations solutions, among warfighters and terrorists; scenario generation; nano-armor solutions; next-generation arms and armament creation; nano-scale antennae; next-generation rotary-winged vehicle concepts and designs; alternative exploitable energy sources; next-generation pulsed/phased laser solutions; cyberwar/remote warfare solutions; remote and in situ IED detection/intervention/termination; battlespace integration into a centralized command nexus; and many, many more.
Fair estimate of approximately 100 patents generated by distribution of these solutions. This number is subject to some variation, however, as many of the solutions yield not merely singular patents but families of related patents. Some solutions will not receive patent registration. None shall appear as intellectual property of the author.
Over 30 years intense martial arts training in multiple disciplines. High level proficiency in multiple weapons. Demonstrated ability to launch 10 full-chambered strikes in 10 seconds. No limitation as limitation.
Leg-pressed 400lbs 50 times in 60 seconds. Leg-pressed 785lbs 9 times in a row.
Defeated 8 armed violent felons in life or death combat in 1996, while unarmed. Faced a .45, three knives, and three massive wood stakes. Sustained multiple stab wounds, contusions, and injuries; never went down. Disarmed two knives, crushed two stakes, routed entire gang before local police arrived. Local news coverage stated that "Six" were arrested in fight; in fact, two of the felons who were on active probation were released at the station and were not arrested, due to internal nepotism. Wasn't author's fight; author made it his fight, though, to protect the innocent. Author was not charged; officers declared author acted in self-defense.
TFNN- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
TFNN- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
