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« on: July 26, 2010, 11:36:00 AM »
And now she has six weeks off, paid!

After that, she takes up a new position at Apple.  WMK!  Congrats Mrs. DBZ!
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 11:36:56 AM »
We all want discounts on Apple products  Laughing
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 11:36:58 AM »
w00t!! Free iPhones for the family?
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 11:37:39 AM »
IIRC, all US FT employees get an iPhone.
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 11:39:07 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 11:41:45 AM »
In her time there, did she learn if OS6 will be available for the 9630?
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 11:42:41 AM »
 I said, "Huzzah!", motherfucker!
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 11:46:50 AM »
Quote from: Charlie, the Compsognathus Commander on July 26, 2010, 11:41:45 AM
In her time there, did she learn if OS6 will be available for the 9630?
No 512Mb RAM, no OS6.  Deal with it.

You may get the WebKit browser as a download, but no OS6 soup for you.
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 11:49:56 AM »
Fuck what the shit.

I bought my phone in God damn november.
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 11:52:31 AM »
And?  People moan if the OS is old, they up the game on the OS and now people are moaning that they had to draw a line.  Look at Apple, sure you can have iOS "4" on an old device, but it's missing a shit ton of features. 
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 11:58:16 AM »
I'd take a new os with fewer features if my alternative is no new os at all.
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2010, 12:01:23 PM »
I just want the theme to be honest. I suppose I can wait for someone to make one.
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2010, 12:16:26 PM »
No more secret underground BB hook-ups for j00!
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 12:19:13 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 01:16:15 PM »
Will this make YOU less of an asshole?
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“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the  New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart".

"I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a Hurricane Zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
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« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2010, 01:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Tommy Tingler on July 26, 2010, 01:16:15 PM
Will this make YOU less of an asshole?

The grand canyon filling up with popcorn is more likely. Wink
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« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 01:28:20 PM »
I want an iphone!! Razz Congrats Mrs. DBZ!!
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« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 01:41:34 PM »
Fuck do I ever hate iPhones. I have an iPod touch, it's fucking annoying with its screen flipping crap.

Did I mention that I hate touch screen, too?  That seems to be the way all cellphone technology is going.

FUCK YOU APPLE!
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 01:47:36 PM »
I like buttons too.
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 02:12:37 PM »
That's why I liked the G1... Had the flip out keyboard. Touch screen is fine for some shit, but if I'm typing something I want mothafukin keys to press.
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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2010, 02:12:46 PM »
Does she have a sister?
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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2010, 02:13:38 PM »
Quote from: fnord on July 26, 2010, 01:47:36 PM
I like buttons too.

She grabbed at least four 9700s and other sundry BB's in the last few weeks... Smile  She got back at 1PM, after resigning at 9am, and by 2PM we had her white 9700 activated and syncing with gmail by 2PM!
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2010, 02:13:50 PM »
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 26, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Does she have a HOT sister?

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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2010, 02:14:15 PM »
I dunno - my first and only QWERTY is my Behold II, and it works fine for me.
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From Larry The Cable Guy:

“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the  New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart".

"I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a Hurricane Zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2010, 02:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 26, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Does she have a sister?

Three brothers, triplets.  Two are gay, so you could still get lucky.
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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2010, 02:14:42 PM »
Quote from: ShitSon on July 26, 2010, 02:13:50 PM
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 26, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Does she have a HOT easy alcoholic sister?

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FFY
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“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the  New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart".

"I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a Hurricane Zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2010, 02:39:32 PM »
Congrats DBZs!
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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2010, 05:19:10 PM »
Quote from: DivideBYZero on July 26, 2010, 02:14:22 PM
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 26, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Does she have a sister?

Three brothers, triplets.  Two are gay, so you could still get lucky.
I like my odds.

Also, that's pretty cool.  It's always exciting starting a new gig somewhere, and it's also nice to start a gig at a well known place.  Here's hoping she likes it. 
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« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2010, 09:14:36 PM »
Six weeks off, paid.... that would be awesome. 
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« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2010, 09:37:34 PM »
Quote from: Iva Biggin on July 26, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
Congrats DBZs!
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« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2010, 09:37:43 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2010, 03:37:03 AM »
Quote from: Legal immigrant on July 26, 2010, 09:37:43 PM
pics?

Nice try, home boy, nice try!  Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2010, 04:08:06 AM »
Pics or I'll fly back to Britian and piss on your german wheels.
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« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2010, 04:27:12 AM »
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 27, 2010, 04:08:06 AM
Pics or I'll fly back to Britian and piss on your german wheels.
HA! Germans love piss-play, deal with it.
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2010, 11:29:45 AM »
Quote from: DivideBYZero on July 27, 2010, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 27, 2010, 04:08:06 AM
Pics or I'll fly back to Britian and piss on your german wheels.
HA! Germans love piss-play, deal with it.
So you're saying they're made with that in mind?
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2010, 12:56:53 PM »
Quote from: fnord on July 27, 2010, 11:29:45 AM
Quote from: DivideBYZero on July 27, 2010, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: Rogobung, the destroyer on July 27, 2010, 04:08:06 AM
Pics or I'll fly back to Britian and piss on your german wheels.
HA! Germans love piss-play, deal with it.
So you're saying they're made with that in mind?
It's more likely than you think.
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« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2010, 02:15:52 PM »
oh yay! i thought this was going to be a sad thread, like that she got fed up and quit. but onto bigger and better. yay mrs dbz!
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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2010, 02:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Chiquita on July 27, 2010, 02:15:52 PM
oh yay! i thought this was going to be a sad thread, like that she got fed up and quit. but onto bigger and better. yay mrs dbz!

Sup Chiqui.

She's been looking for an exit for a while.  RIM isn't such a great place once you're in.  The culture is more than a little toxic.  Apple will suit her so much better.   She's been at RIM for five years, so she's leaving at the right time IMHO.
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« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2010, 02:50:08 PM »
Quote from: DivideBYZero on July 27, 2010, 02:46:29 PM
Quote from: Chiquita on July 27, 2010, 02:15:52 PM
oh yay! i thought this was going to be a sad thread, like that she got fed up and quit. but onto bigger and better. yay mrs dbz!

Sup Chiqui.

She's been looking for an exit for a while.  RIM isn't such a great place once you're in.  The culture is more than a little toxic.  Apple will suit her so much better.   She's been at RIM for five years, so she's leaving at the right time IMHO.
She def put her time in, then, and deserves to work somewhere more suited to her. Congrats to her!
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2010, 09:32:46 AM »
Is there a countdown to DBZ officially pimping istuff and dissing BB?
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« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2010, 10:30:00 AM »
Quote from: The real slim wally? on July 28, 2010, 09:32:46 AM
Is there a countdown to DBZ officially pimping istuff and dissing BB?

Yeah, Sept. is when all BB stuff is officially shit.  We're going to have running battles in the house as I'm not getting rid of my BlackBerrys.  Laughing
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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2010, 10:53:45 AM »
There's an App©®™† for that!©®™†
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“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the  New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart".

"I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a Hurricane Zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2010, 03:15:15 PM »
Does your wife lose her 'signal' when you hold her the wrong way?   Bad day
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« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2010, 01:41:10 AM »
He just has to mind the gap.
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« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2010, 08:29:49 AM »
Quote from: fnord on July 29, 2010, 01:41:10 AM
He just has to mind the gap.

She has a refund gap?
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“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the  New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart".

"I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a Hurricane Zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”.
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« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2010, 09:50:38 AM »
no more RIMjobs for Mrs. DBZ?
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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2010, 09:53:57 AM »
So is this you way of applying for the moderator position of the Apple forums here?

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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2010, 12:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Albert Ghostbear on July 29, 2010, 09:53:57 AM
So is this you way of applying for the moderator position of the Apple forums here?

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