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« on: July 21, 2010, 07:50:17 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 07:53:19 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 07:53:34 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 07:54:41 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


they're both black? *rogo is colorblind apparently*
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 07:59:31 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


they're both black? *rogo is colorblind apparently*

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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 08:00:57 PM »

In all seriousity,  I never understood why women wear heels when they go to the boardwalk. 

 My cousin says he knows a kid that this really happened to.  Really.
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 08:06:41 PM »

In all seriousity,  I never understood why women wear heels when they go to the boardwalk. 

 My cousin says he knows a kid that this really happened to.  Really.

I could tell you, but you probably don't really want to know.
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 08:07:53 PM »

In all seriousity,  I never understood why women wear heels when they go to the boardwalk. 

 My cousin says he knows a kid that this really happened to.  Really.

I could tell you, but you probably don't really want to know.

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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 08:07:53 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


I think she is trying to use the black bag to pull it off... and failing miserably.. the shoes are way too much for that dress.  And maybe Im just jealous because that bag is kinda hawt Butter does a body good.
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 08:09:12 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


I think she is trying to use the black bag to pull it off... and failing miserably.. the shoes are way too much for that dress.  And maybe Im just jealous because that bag is kinda hawt Butter does a body good.

I know, right?
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 08:16:03 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


I think she is trying to use the black bag to pull it off... and failing miserably.. the shoes are way too much for that dress.  And maybe Im just jealous because that bag is kinda hawt Butter does a body good.

I know, right?


Hard out!! I hope she fell on her face shortly after this pic was taken Razz  Laughing
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 08:16:42 PM »

That whole outfit is hawt  Laughing
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 08:18:33 PM »

Oh and



Yah.. gawd bless the short dress right? Shocked Butter does a body good.

That whole outfit is hawt  Laughing

 Rolling Eyes youre looking at her ass and legs, not the outfit.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 08:22:16 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 08:24:32 PM »

Oh and


Yah.. gawd bless the short dress right? Shocked Butter does a body good.

That whole outfit is hawt  Laughing

 Rolling Eyes youre looking at her ass and legs, not the outfit.
Now I have TWO people I don't want embedding images Mad

And, uh, HE'S A GUY.
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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 08:26:23 PM »

Well there you go..  Cool

And I say again, twas not the dress you were admiring.
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 08:28:16 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?


I think she is trying to use the black bag to pull it off... and failing miserably.. the shoes are way too much for that dress.  And maybe Im just jealous because that bag is kinda hawt Butter does a body good.

I know, right?


Hard out!! I hope she fell on her face shortly after this pic was taken Razz  Laughing

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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 08:29:56 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 11:37:19 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 11:38:47 PM »

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?

This is not a thought that went through my head.

In all seriousity,  I never understood why women wear heels when they go to the boardwalk. 

I did not wonder about the heels+boardwalk combination.

A blue dress and black shoes.  What was she thinking?

I think she is trying to use the black bag to pull it off...

She has a bag?  News to me.

Oh and
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Yah.. gawd bless the short dress right? Shocked Butter does a body good.

You are a bad person who needs a shpanking.  

And I say again, twas not the dress you were admiring.


blah, blah, blah...  Rolling Eyes





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GOOD WORK ROGO!!  POST MORE PICS LIKE THIS!!!!

 I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 11:39:14 PM »



That looks suspiciously like a dude.   Sad


At any rate, this pic is not fappable.   Sad Sad Sad Sad
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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 11:40:11 PM »

You watch too much tranny porn.
Or not enough.
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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 11:42:14 PM »

I don't think there's such thing as too much trannie porn, so I'll go with "not enough."


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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 11:42:42 PM »

At any rate, hanging out in SF during my young and single days made me perhaps overly wary. 
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 11:43:36 PM »


That looks suspiciously like a dude.   Sad

I thought the same thing.
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2010, 11:44:42 PM »


That looks suspiciously like a dude.   Sad

I thought the same thing.

I'm a little relieved it's not just me. 
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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 11:51:48 PM »


That looks suspiciously like a dude.   Sad

I thought the same thing.
I'm a little relieved it's not just me. 
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« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 12:18:39 AM »

Who in the hell looks at a woman's shoes?

I just automatically compliment them, and completely ignore them.
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« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2010, 05:19:47 AM »

You might need to look at them in order to compliment them?
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« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2010, 07:07:28 AM »

You might need to look at them in order to compliment them?

That would be a waste of a precious .1 seconds of boob staring.
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« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2010, 07:41:38 AM »

Wow, those are some great shoes SunShine...
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« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2010, 08:54:41 AM »

You might need to look at them in order to compliment them?
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« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2010, 09:00:20 AM »

Comppliment shoes while staring at boobs?
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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2010, 12:57:34 AM »

Is that a tattoo or a thong?
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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2010, 01:10:45 AM »

I want the left one's legs and right one's ass....
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2010, 06:18:28 AM »

I'll take both at the same time. Oh yeah.

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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2010, 07:17:30 AM »



Now THAT is a nice short dress.
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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2010, 08:36:19 AM »

I want the left one's legs and right one's ass....

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« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2010, 04:43:25 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2010, 06:38:58 PM »

I want the left one's legs and right one's ass....

When you get them, can we have your old ones?  I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2010, 12:28:32 AM »

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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2010, 01:57:16 AM »

A smoking hot chick was wearing a ridiculously short dress at my bar the other night and dancing like crazy, her undies kept poking out.  It was impossible to not stare.
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« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2010, 01:58:01 AM »

A smoking hot chick was wearing a ridiculously short dress at my bar the other night and dancing like crazy, her undies kept poking out.  It was impossible to not stare.

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« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2010, 01:58:22 AM »

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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2010, 02:00:12 AM »

Nope, roommate has the router in his room.  I've asked him to move it or get a new one 2-3 times because his work pc drops connectivity on my current one and he VPN's through Germany for work.  Don't really feel like getting a wifi adapter or pressing him too hard cuz I really don't care all that much.  Although streaming Netflix would be nice again.
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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2010, 11:11:37 AM »



Doesn't she know that the proper way to get into a vehicle in a skirt, is to first sit down, with both legs on the outside of the vehicle then gracefully swing both legs, knees together into said vehicle.  Rolling Eyes Razz
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« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2010, 11:18:17 AM »

I think she wants us to see.  Just a guess. Smile
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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2010, 11:37:43 AM »

I think she wants us to see.  Just a guess. Smile

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« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2010, 11:54:10 AM »

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« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2010, 12:22:34 PM »

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