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« on: February 08, 2010, 03:15:37 PM »

Fuckin' snow.

My apt complex blows the sidewalks, but leaves the parking lot alone

So I got stuck trying to leave the lot. Finally got unstuck and decided fuck it, I'm staying home alll day.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 03:17:34 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 03:18:47 PM »

Still driving around in the Taurus?
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 03:19:41 PM »

So you didn't really miss it, you just didn't attend.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 03:21:59 PM »

Still driving around in the Taurus?
Yup.

So you didn't really miss it, you just didn't attend.
Well, by the time I'd dug out, class had already started and I was still home.

So I would say I missed it.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 03:24:12 PM »

I feel pretty much the same way after I finish digging a car out. "Fuck it, now I'm not even going to go anywhere."
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 03:27:27 PM »

I feel pretty much the same way after I finish digging a car out. "Fuck it, now I'm not even going to go anywhere."
I would have just left the fucker there, but it was in the driveway of the parking lot that I got stuck.
I would have been fine had i gone out the back way, like I usually do, but some fucker parked in the middle of the lot instead of digging out their spot.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 03:30:05 PM »

"It snowed, so it's okay for me to be a jackass!"
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 03:31:44 PM »

"It snowed, so it's okay for me to be a jackass!"
I was gonna write a note and put it on their windshield with duct tape telling them to not be an ass hat, but I was too tired by the time I dug out.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 03:35:04 PM »

You should have broke his window and shit on the seat. I thought we had taught you this stuff already.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 03:36:48 PM »

You should have broke his window and shit on the seat. I thought we had taught you this stuff already.
Damn it, I knew I was doing something wrong  Mad
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 03:43:50 PM »

"It snowed, so it's okay for me to be a jackass!"
I was gonna write a note and put it on their windshield with duct tape telling them to not be an ass hat, but I was too tired by the time I dug out.

Leave him a note spray painted on his hood.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »

I would have done the same thing if I didn't have a test today.  I hate this fucking snow.
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 04:00:10 PM »

i have a test this week in this class so i didn't want to miss Mad

I think I'll do okay though. This prof teaches probability and statistics far better than the one i had prior
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 04:34:15 PM »

Hah-hah!  Snowies!

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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 04:39:09 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 04:39:47 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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I haven't missed for stupid reasons Wink
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 04:52:51 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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I haven't missed for stupid reasons Wink


I think that can be expressed as sqrt (-1) .
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 04:54:20 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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I haven't missed for stupid reasons Wink


I think that can be expressed as sqrt (-1) .
so, i?
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 04:59:44 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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I haven't missed for stupid reasons Wink


I think that can be expressed as sqrt (-1) .
so, i?


Correct.  Imaginary, as in your reason for missing class.  Razz
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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2010, 05:08:30 PM »

What's the probability that you'll miss this class again for a stupid reason?
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I think that can be expressed as sqrt (-1) .
so, i?


Correct.  Imaginary, as in your reason for missing class.  Razz
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Naw, by the time I got there, class would be almost over, if not already over.

Not my fault weather's a bitch Mad Razz
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2010, 05:10:00 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 05:12:04 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.
It's uphill both ways.
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 06:04:26 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.


That's cause it was only day four. I created snow on day five.
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« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 06:06:00 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.


That's cause it was only day four. I created snow on day five.


But you should've had it snow in FL!!!!!    Deities is so stoopid.  Razz
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« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 06:07:18 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.


That's cause it was only day four. I created snow on day five.


But you should've had it snow in FL!!!!!    Deities is so stoopid.  Razz


You ungrateful wretch! I flooded the entire known world once and I can do it again.
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« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2010, 06:09:43 PM »

I'm just jealous (sorta), ... when I was in college there was no snow.


That's cause it was only day four. I created snow on day five.


But you should've had it snow in FL!!!!!    Deities is so stoopid.  Razz


You ungrateful wretch! I flooded the entire known world once and I can do it again.


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« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2010, 06:30:55 PM »

At my college when it would snow they would cancel class.

People in Dayton, OH think snow is a death sentence or something. Bunch of wusses!
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