Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?

[nakedfrog]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

[Your pal, Wally]

[Carl Camel]

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you think he got any takers?

[Your pal, Wally]

maybe

[Carl Camel]

I know I tried

wait what? I mean.. No way dude!

[nakedfrog]

I'm sure that somewhere out there, there's a woman who would be all about it. Maybe even more than one.

[Carl Camel]

I know it's my dream to have a girl who plays NES while I tap it.

Or lets me play NES while she does the work.
I'm cool with that too

[The Liopleurodon]

I know it's my dream to have a girl who plays NES while I tap it.

Or lets me play NES while she does the work.
I'm cool with that too

There was a momo in college that used to talk about getting blowjobs while playing video games.

[Carl Camel]

I know it's my dream to have a girl who plays NES while I tap it.

Or lets me play NES while she does the work.
I'm cool with that too

There was a momo in college that used to talk about getting blowjobs while playing video games.

One of my buddies told me a story about having sex while playing Final Fantasy VIII. I lolled.

[amdhunter]

 

[nakedfrog]

I know it's my dream to have a girl who plays NES while I tap it.

Or lets me play NES while she does the work.
I'm cool with that too

There was a momo in college that used to talk about getting blowjobs while playing video games.

One of my buddies told me a story about having sex while playing Final Fantasy VIII. I lolled.

Well, with as long as summons take in some of the later games...

[Cretaceous Canine]

This thread leaves me almost speechless.

Almost.

[nakedfrog]

This thread leaves me almost speechless.

Almost.

Then the search continues, I guess.

[Cretaceous Canine]

You guys seldom disappoint.

[KGB]

That's some sick shit. 

And I know something about both sick and shit.

[nakedfrog]

That's some sick shit. 

And I know something about both sick and shit.

So you approve?

[KGB]

That's some sick shit. 

And I know something about both sick and shit.

So you approve?

Of course!!! 

I gotta ask, ... how the HELL did you randomly, inadvertantly, ACCIDENTALLY come across this thing?   

[nakedfrog]

I saw it somewhere.

[nakedfrog]

Yep. That's definitely how it went down.

[KGB]

I saw it somewhere.

Yep. That's definitely how it went down.

I think it happened like this:

The twisted and demented author of this CL ad is actually a relative of yours or probably a lanparty friend.
You received this message on your Facebook account because you "friended" said author because of their predilection for kinky anal sex whilst defiling the Nintendo system.

Am I gettin' close yet? 

[nakedfrog]

Did you see pics of my uncles or something?

[Carl Camel]

I saw it somewhere.

Yep. That's definitely how it went down.

I think it happened like this:

The twisted and demented author of this CL ad is actually a relative of yours or probably a lanparty friend.
You received this message on your Facebook account because you "friended" said author because of their predilection for kinky anal sex whilst defiling the Nintendo system.

Am I gettin' close yet? 

dig a little deeper KGB

almost there

almost
almost

 

[KGB]

Did you see pics of my uncles or something?

I'm trying to avoid it!!  That's why I didn't click your link.  

[KGB]

I saw it somewhere.

Yep. That's definitely how it went down.

I think it happened like this:

The twisted and demented author of this CL ad is actually a relative of yours or probably a lanparty friend.
You received this message on your Facebook account because you "friended" said author because of their predilection for kinky anal sex whilst defiling the Nintendo system.

Am I gettin' close yet? 

dig a little deeper KGB

almost there

almost
almost

 

IF YOU SKIP THE LEVEL YOU'LL GET SPANKED!!! 

[Carl Camel]

we need the guy wearing a mario hat


:fapsplode:

[nakedfrog]

Did you see pics of my uncles or something?

I'm trying to avoid it!!  That's why I didn't click your link.  

There's no pics there. Thankfully.

[KGB]

Did you see pics of my uncles or something?

I'm trying to avoid it!!  That's why I didn't click your link.  

There's no pics there. Thankfully.

Don't start pullin' a "Dennil" and shit. 

[nakedfrog]

Actually, thinking about it, one of my uncles does look a little like him...

[KGB]

Ya know, there's not much in life that scares me but I'm afraid of those CL personal ads.

[Long Dong Raw, por favor]

I had to laugh at myself that the most disturbing part of this for me is the suggestion that he will alternate holes.   Anal is gross enough but putting a shit covered cock into a pussy?   Nasty.

[nakedfrog]

"The Aristocrats!"