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« on: February 08, 2010, 10:53:55 AM »

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT Cool Cool Cool Cool
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 11:02:26 AM »

Got company?

I was going to ask if you had a vagina installed, but then I remembered he allegedly does some solid blues work at live shows.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 12:26:36 PM »

yeah my lady friend is going.  he really is a great guitarist.  slow hand jr Cool
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 12:33:02 PM »

I don't know who that is.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 12:50:52 PM »

I don't know who that is.
Slowhand or John Mayer?
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 12:58:12 PM »

Yes.
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 01:04:52 PM »

 Cool

I like JM, pussy music or not. Why Georgia and Your Body is a Wonderland makes the ladies wet.  I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 01:08:54 PM »

Isn't that what chloroform and lube are for?
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 01:26:18 PM »

Isn't that what chloroform and lube are for?
Is chloroform cheaper than a Martin?
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 01:39:40 PM »

What model of Martin?
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 02:57:01 PM »

What model of Martin?
D16 or 18. I wonder if a D-100 Deluxe would really get the juices flowing. I'm pretty sure this is just an urban legend.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 02:58:55 PM »

Well, you could probably use the same Martin to knock out a bunch of broads, but chloroform is probably still more cost effective.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 03:00:33 PM »

I wonder if you could put it in a water gun and spray them as the flee....
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 03:15:48 PM »

I like the touch well-flung bolas give.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 03:16:11 PM »

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That's like saying intercourse is a series of muscular spasms combined with screaming to create a type of moving experience.
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