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« on: February 06, 2010, 07:44:15 PM »

They made a big deal about the storm here (~24 inches).  What a joke.  The record for snow in DC is something like 60 inches over the season.  We used to get 4 times that as a kid in PA.  Pussies. 
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 07:46:31 PM »

A little snow never hurt anyone. Of course I like mine on postcards.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 09:37:31 PM »

Did anyone die?
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 09:43:31 PM »

I did.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 09:43:53 PM »

No, wait!  I didn't.  I always get those two mixed up.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 09:45:33 PM »

Did anyone die?
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 09:45:45 PM »

I melted in our torrential rainstorms and now I'm just a pile of guck.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 07:55:09 AM »

I helped shovel out my hosts last night.  Condos are kinda stupid in that there is no place to put the snow.  They came by once with a front loader, I'm curious if they plan on doing something with the rest of the street!
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 08:10:55 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 08:41:49 AM »

I helped shovel out my hosts last night.  Condos are kinda stupid in that there is no place to put the snow.  They came by once with a front loader, I'm curious if they plan on doing something with the rest of the street!

They're going to ship your snow to canada because they need it for the olympics.
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 10:03:26 AM »

A little snow never hurt anyone. Of course I like mine on postcards.

I like mine on a cone with some cherry flavor.
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 10:49:53 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 12:08:33 PM »

That wasn't very nice of them.  What if you needed to get to your lawn for some reason?
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 12:39:51 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

If that was me, it would have meant war.  I'd have shoveled it all back out in the fucking street and left my hose on it so it turned into a big iceberg.  Fuck that shit.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 12:44:08 PM »

That wasn't very nice of them.  What if you needed to get to your lawn for some reason?
Well, I don't really use that part of it.
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 12:44:25 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

If that was me, it would have meant war.  I'd have shoveled it all back out in the fucking street and left my hose on it so it turned into a big iceberg.  Fuck that shit.
That would be a lot of work.
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 12:48:28 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

If that was me, it would have meant war.  I'd have shoveled it all back out in the fucking street and left my hose on it so it turned into a big iceberg.  Fuck that shit.
That would be a lot of work.

Yeah, but it would sure give them something to think about.
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 12:53:23 PM »

They'd probably think about which statutes I had just broken and how they were going to screw me.
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 02:30:56 PM »

It would totally be worth it.  Especially when you got out of jail and raped all their families as payback.
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 02:35:31 PM »

I would probably only end up in county for that...
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2010, 09:02:59 AM »

It would totally be worth it.  Especially when you got out of jail and raped all their families as payback.
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2010, 05:57:47 PM »

It would totally be worth it.  Especially when you got out of jail and raped all their families as payback.
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2010, 08:28:55 PM »

It would totally be worth it.  Especially when you got out of jail and raped all their families as payback.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2010, 08:55:04 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

That's not the only time you've had a fat load dumped in your yard!
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2010, 08:56:31 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2010, 08:56:58 PM »

They sent a little front loader around town to clear up the giant snow banks from the corners and dumped them in people's yards. Being as we're a corner house, we got a fat load dumped in our yard.

That's not the only time you've had a fat load dumped in your yard, Trebek! /Sean Connery
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2010, 03:52:25 AM »

I helped shovel out my hosts last night. 
So, liek, you went to a party and kicked out the nice people who asked you over?
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