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Chris Cicada
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« Reply #200 on: January 05, 2010, 04:44:48 PM »

Glad it came back to you, at least.
I think that for 2010 the shipping deadline should be 12/1 Razz

It didn't come back, I had to make a claim and was recompensed. I shipped it through the work account so I just shipped it out when the claim came back.
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Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #201 on: January 05, 2010, 04:46:04 PM »

Glad it came back to you, at least.
I think that for 2010 the shipping deadline should be 12/1 Razz

It didn't come back, I had to make a claim and was recompensed. I shipped it through the work account so I just shipped it out when the claim came back.
Oh, shoot.
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« Reply #202 on: January 05, 2010, 07:29:54 PM »

What if you just buy more alcohol, drink it, and don't remember a thing.
At the mall?
Yes
I'm not sure there's anywhere to buy liquor at the mall here.
No winos?
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« Reply #203 on: January 05, 2010, 07:47:51 PM »

What if you just buy more alcohol, drink it, and don't remember a thing.
At the mall?
Yes
I'm not sure there's anywhere to buy liquor at the mall here.

There must be because I'm on the banned list
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« Reply #204 on: January 05, 2010, 08:02:12 PM »

What if you just buy more alcohol, drink it, and don't remember a thing.
At the mall?
Yes
I'm not sure there's anywhere to buy liquor at the mall here.
No winos?
Maybe at the mall white people used to go to.
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« Reply #205 on: January 05, 2010, 08:02:24 PM »

What if you just buy more alcohol, drink it, and don't remember a thing.
At the mall?
Yes
I'm not sure there's anywhere to buy liquor at the mall here.

There must be because I'm on the banned list
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« Reply #206 on: January 05, 2010, 11:01:17 PM »

I sense a story behind this.
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« Reply #207 on: January 06, 2010, 12:02:27 AM »

I haven't shipped yet. I will as soon as I get back! Sorry!  Butter does a body good.
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« Reply #208 on: January 06, 2010, 12:43:10 AM »


probably, if I could remember.
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« Reply #209 on: January 06, 2010, 08:26:31 AM »

What region's newspaper archives could we search?
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« Reply #210 on: January 06, 2010, 09:08:16 AM »


yes
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« Reply #211 on: January 06, 2010, 09:25:28 AM »

"Yes" ain't no region I ever heard of!
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« Reply #212 on: January 06, 2010, 06:06:03 PM »

THANK YOU MR. THE CHORT!!!

WOOT!

I just received this:



 I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating.

I smell a slight hangover tomorrow.  Sitting here dreaming, just a fappin and a schemin


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« Reply #213 on: January 06, 2010, 06:11:22 PM »

drool
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« Reply #214 on: January 06, 2010, 06:20:53 PM »

drool

 I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #215 on: January 06, 2010, 06:55:53 PM »

I can vouch for The Chort's taste in beer and his generosity. Congrats on your gift, KGB.
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« Reply #216 on: January 06, 2010, 07:01:18 PM »

Dayum! That's pretty damn sweet!
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« Reply #217 on: January 06, 2010, 11:17:27 PM »

 I think he's masturbating. I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #218 on: January 06, 2010, 11:17:48 PM »

Who sent me a lump of coal?



JK
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« Reply #219 on: January 06, 2010, 11:22:01 PM »

Who sent me a lump of coal?



JK


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« Reply #220 on: January 08, 2010, 03:45:04 PM »

This clusterfuck is providing enough lulz to make me want to participate next year. 
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« Reply #221 on: January 08, 2010, 03:47:22 PM »

It's not too late to participate in this year's.
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« Reply #222 on: January 08, 2010, 03:58:43 PM »

It's not too late to participate in this year's.
Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #223 on: January 08, 2010, 04:58:40 PM »

This clusterfuck is providing enough lulz to make me want to participate next year. 

I had a similar thought earlier.

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« Reply #224 on: January 08, 2010, 05:51:29 PM »

 Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #225 on: January 08, 2010, 05:54:13 PM »

Though I am getting concerned that mine wasn't received yet, it was sent 3 weeks ago.
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« Reply #226 on: January 08, 2010, 10:04:52 PM »

Though I am getting concerned that mine wasn't received yet, it was sent 3 weeks ago.

Sounds like it's in USPS hell.
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« Reply #227 on: January 10, 2010, 11:01:36 PM »

When I get back home I'll post who had who.  This is nuts. 
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« Reply #228 on: January 11, 2010, 02:29:24 AM »

I figure as long as I get something by the end of january, it's cool Razz
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« Reply #229 on: January 11, 2010, 06:43:57 AM »

Mith has said he got his, it's just at his old place.
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« Reply #230 on: January 11, 2010, 08:15:03 AM »

I got mine, I'll take pics when I get a chance. love
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« Reply #231 on: January 11, 2010, 02:12:02 PM »

Mith has said he got his, it's just at his old place.

No, actually I don't know if I got anything yet. I asked my old roommates but they didn't see any packages for me.
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #232 on: January 11, 2010, 02:12:40 PM »

I got mine, I'll take pics when I get a chance. love

Enjoy amigo. That box is just that brand, the cigars are actually PIO Resurrection bundles.
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Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #233 on: January 11, 2010, 02:36:45 PM »

More pics of secret santa pics plz.
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« Reply #234 on: January 11, 2010, 02:43:16 PM »

Well, I think it's safe by now.. Mith, I sent yours. Stood in line for bloody ever the Saturday before Christmas. I bet it's there somewhere...
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« Reply #235 on: January 11, 2010, 02:49:38 PM »

Here's piccies:



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« Reply #236 on: January 11, 2010, 02:54:52 PM »

Looks nice, hope he gets it.
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« Reply #237 on: January 11, 2010, 03:35:16 PM »

Here's piccies:






For a butt plug,  that looks USED!   Razz
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« Reply #238 on: January 11, 2010, 03:36:33 PM »

But at least it has leather seals!
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« Reply #239 on: January 11, 2010, 07:46:46 PM »

Jed made a pen out of his poo? HTF did you get it to stick together?
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« Reply #240 on: January 11, 2010, 07:52:24 PM »

Jed made a pen out of his poo? HTF did you get it to stick together?
jizz
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« Reply #241 on: January 11, 2010, 09:16:27 PM »

Jed made a pen out of his poo? HTF did you get it to stick together?
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« Reply #242 on: January 14, 2010, 06:44:03 AM »

bah humbug
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« Reply #243 on: January 14, 2010, 10:29:28 AM »

Looks like a good thing I was too poor to participate this year
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« Reply #244 on: January 14, 2010, 12:54:45 PM »

All thing's considered, a 50% success rate isn't too bad.
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« Reply #245 on: January 14, 2010, 02:36:37 PM »

I'll post the pairings when I get home from VA.
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« Reply #246 on: January 14, 2010, 07:29:10 PM »

All thing's considered, a 50% success rate isn't too bad.

This is not surgery
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« Reply #247 on: January 14, 2010, 07:30:14 PM »

 Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #248 on: January 19, 2010, 06:58:17 PM »

50% eh?  Sounds like I'm in for 2010.
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« Reply #249 on: January 19, 2010, 07:20:17 PM »

I'm taking this as a sign.

Things I don't participate in suck Razz
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