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« on: November 01, 2009, 08:43:35 AM »

It's getting to be that time of year again!!  The 2009 TFNN Secret Santa sign-ups! 

A $20 limit for the gift, shipping is extra.  The super wealthy can shower their recipient with their excess wealth if they so choose.

How it'll work:  Like previous years, everyone email me the information below and I'll save each one in a text file, then randomly label the files and send them out.  If someone gets their own name, get yourself something nice.  Everyone will get their recipient before Black Friday. 

In the email list:
  • 3 things you like
  • 3 things you hate
  • Your name here
  • Your mailing address

Send it to mark@mailscraps.com.  If you PM me, include your email address.

Who's in so far:  markgm, Jed, KGB, Kirby, MithShrike, The Chort, the real slim wally?
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 09:17:09 AM »

I just want my stuff back from DBZ.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 09:17:56 AM »

Emails away!
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 09:26:29 AM »

Email inbound!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 09:27:53 AM »

when do we have to send out the gifts by?
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 09:28:18 AM »

Early enough to re-gift?
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 09:37:23 AM »

when do we have to send out the gifts by?
Early enough for it to show up by Christmas!
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 09:37:46 AM »

Early enough to re-gift?
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 10:19:19 AM »

Email inbound!!
Nothing yet!
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 10:26:21 AM »


Email inbound!!!  Now!  Embarassed
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2009, 11:37:19 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 11:38:12 AM »


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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2009, 02:27:08 PM »

fuck this.
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2009, 02:27:19 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 02:36:35 PM »

Arrrrrrgh!  Too much pressure!
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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2009, 02:39:04 PM »

Arrrrrrgh!  Too much pressure!

What he means is he wants to make sweet love to your colon.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2009, 02:41:58 PM »

Ah shit... I dunno what address to put...
I usually just have stuff sent to my parent's house, but they're moving sometime in november and I'm going to be moving from my apartment (probably) sometime in december...
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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2009, 02:42:22 PM »

Arrrrrrgh!  Too much pressure!

What he means is he wants to make sweet love to your colon.


me first
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« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2009, 02:43:01 PM »

Ah shit... I dunno what address to put...
I usually just have stuff sent to my parent's house, but they're moving sometime in november and I'm going to be moving from my apartment (probably) sometime in december...

You can give 'em my address. I'll... uh... "hold" the stuff for you.
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« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2009, 02:50:56 PM »

Arrrrrrgh!  Too much pressure!

What he means is he wants to make sweet love to your colon.

I'd take that, at least it would be something.  Razz
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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2009, 08:10:27 PM »

I dont believe in Christmas.
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2009, 08:12:06 PM »

I dont believe in Christmas.

Ironic for your 25000 post! 
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2009, 08:13:36 PM »

I dont believe in Christmas.

Ironic for your 25000 post! 
I just want a box labeled Dildos delivered to my home.
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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »

I dont believe in Christmas.

Ironic for your 25000 post! 
I just want a box labeled Dildos delivered to my home.

How about goat shaped dildos?
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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2009, 11:50:00 PM »

Zent ze email!
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2009, 02:28:23 AM »

Sending tomorrow  Bad day
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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2009, 08:45:17 AM »

Ah shit... I dunno what address to put...
I usually just have stuff sent to my parent's house, but they're moving sometime in november and I'm going to be moving from my apartment (probably) sometime in december...

You can give 'em my address. I'll... uh... "hold" the stuff for you.
You're going to hold his junk?
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2009, 08:46:50 AM »

I have no idea what this one is supposed to be doing
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2009, 08:56:17 AM »

Ah shit... I dunno what address to put...
I usually just have stuff sent to my parent's house, but they're moving sometime in november and I'm going to be moving from my apartment (probably) sometime in december...

You can give 'em my address. I'll... uh... "hold" the stuff for you.
You're going to hold his junk?


That was one of the three things I hated.  I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2009, 09:09:26 AM »

You hated me holding someone else's junk?
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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2009, 09:11:23 AM »

Shit forgot to put the address  Laughing

Can it wait a bit? I have to find someone to lemme use their place since I live in the dorms.
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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2009, 09:12:37 AM »

Shit forgot to put the address  Laughing

Can it wait a bit? I have to find someone to lemme use their place since I live in the dorms.
No problem!
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2009, 09:25:36 AM »

You hated me holding someone else's junk?


That would be silly, or course not.

I hated ME holding Bryan's junk!!!   Have you read where that's been?   Bad day
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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2009, 10:09:19 AM »

Ahhhh...
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« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2009, 11:37:07 AM »

E-mail away!
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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2009, 02:25:30 PM »

You hated me holding someone else's junk?


That would be silly, or course not.

I hated ME holding Bryan's junk!!!   Have you read where that's been?   Bad day
A bucket full of bleach cleared that right up  Mad
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2009, 02:27:04 PM »

Maybe it's just the psychic taint.
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2009, 02:29:21 PM »

Maybe it's just the psychic taint.
My taint's a psychic?

Can it bend spoons and stuff?
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2009, 02:51:37 PM »

Maybe it's just the psychic taint.
My taint's a psychic?

Can it bend spoons and stuff?
Only one way to find out.
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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2009, 02:58:28 PM »

 Laugh My Ass Off Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2009, 09:20:08 PM »

That's it?!?! 5 of us?!?!?!?
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« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2009, 06:57:03 AM »

I'm hoping it picks up. Sad
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« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2009, 12:28:28 PM »

Bah humbug!!!   Mad
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« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2009, 01:21:05 PM »

* Squarrot adjusts his Grinch hat
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« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2009, 01:30:53 PM »

I'm hoping it picks up. Sad
If I figure out an address to sign up with I'll be in, but if not I'll have to sit out this year Sad
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« Reply #45 on: November 05, 2009, 01:32:28 PM »

I'd think about it, but I'm afraid I might pull a fido.
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« Reply #46 on: November 05, 2009, 02:13:28 PM »

I'm in! Send me something good!  Very Happy
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« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2009, 02:14:52 PM »

I'm in! Send me something good!  Very Happy

I'm a girl, tee hee hee!
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« Reply #48 on: November 05, 2009, 02:28:28 PM »

That's it?!?! 5 of us?!?!?!?

Didn't a few people get screwed last year?

Yeah, that sucks, and leaves a memory.
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« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2009, 02:35:28 PM »

I skipped last year because of $. The year before I screwed whoever I got because I thought the upper limit was $20.
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