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« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2009, 06:14:25 PM »

Headphone?
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« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2009, 06:14:55 PM »

thats a disturbing picture.

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« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2009, 06:17:12 PM »

Headphone?



Our judges say "close enough. Give the raghead a break."


BLODHI WINZ!!!


Correct answer = headphones (plural)
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« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2009, 06:18:33 PM »

That probably wasn't fair to the younger members who have never seen or heard of a rotary dial phone.
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« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2009, 06:21:38 PM »

I told you guys I is smart.
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« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2009, 06:22:15 PM »

That probably wasn't fair to the younger members who have never seen or heard of a rotary dial phone.


We'll take that under advisement.  Thank you for your interest.  You got pig DNA in you now.
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« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2009, 06:22:30 PM »

I told you guys I is smart.

I am going to love shooting you in the face the next time we play ET.  Bad day
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« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2009, 06:24:15 PM »

I told you guys I is smart.

I am going to love shooting you in the face the next time we play ET.  Bad day
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« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2009, 06:25:51 PM »

Cool! We are witnessing the beginning of the India/Pakistan world war.
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« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2009, 06:39:19 PM »

PRIZE TIME!!

[before an international incident occurs]

Congratulations Blodhi!! 

In spite of grumblings from some of our four-legged friends, you correctly guessed the puzzle.  Did it help that you came from a third world shithole country?

We digress...  YOU'VE JUST WON OUR GRAND PRIZE!!

The DAS HEILER!   Amaze your friends and relatives.  Enrage your Jewish friends and neighbors.  Be the talk of the local precinct.

Enjoy!


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« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2009, 11:15:14 AM »

PUZZLE #X2+Y=Z

Enjoy!!

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« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2009, 11:17:47 AM »

double digits
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« Reply #62 on: September 13, 2009, 11:21:44 AM »

double digits

Welcome back to the game!!

Unfortunately...   


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« Reply #63 on: September 13, 2009, 11:53:36 AM »

opposable thumbs
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« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2009, 12:08:12 PM »

opposing views
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« Reply #65 on: September 13, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »

opposable thumbs


SCOOTER  WINZ!!!!

Correct answer = opposable thumbs.

Congrats!
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« Reply #66 on: September 14, 2009, 12:23:07 PM »

PRIZE TIME!!!

Congratulations Scooter Dub!!

You've won our next Grand Prize:  A Year's Supply of Soup!!

Enjoy and watch out for the crabs.
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« Reply #67 on: September 14, 2009, 12:24:45 PM »

 Laugh My Ass Off
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« Reply #68 on: September 14, 2009, 12:55:27 PM »

PUZZLE # E=MC2

Enjoy!

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« Reply #69 on: September 14, 2009, 01:00:14 PM »

crusty sheets?
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« Reply #70 on: September 14, 2009, 01:08:51 PM »

crusty sheets?


I'd say "good guess" but it'd be a lie.  Razz

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« Reply #71 on: September 14, 2009, 07:29:16 PM »

* Schmitty faps
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« Reply #72 on: September 14, 2009, 07:41:16 PM »

Don't you DARE troll in my threads!!!!    Shocked
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« Reply #73 on: September 14, 2009, 08:20:20 PM »

Midget Porn ?
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« Reply #74 on: September 14, 2009, 08:26:54 PM »

Midget Porn ?

I was gonna guess that, but somehow, knew it would be wrong.
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« Reply #75 on: September 14, 2009, 08:28:14 PM »

Midget Porn ?

I was gonna guess that, but somehow, knew it would be wrong.

being wrong is still entertaining (in this thread)
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« Reply #76 on: September 14, 2009, 09:54:26 PM »

Asian pr0n?
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« Reply #77 on: September 14, 2009, 09:55:33 PM »

lol... prawn crackers.
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« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2009, 01:49:47 AM »

Prawnography.
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2009, 08:41:11 AM »

Midget Porn ?

I was gonna guess that, but somehow, knew it would be wrong.

being wrong is still entertaining (in this thread)

Grab you ankles and prepare to be entertained.  Very Happy

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« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2009, 08:42:38 AM »

Asian pr0n?


Sorry!


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« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2009, 08:43:53 AM »

lol... prawn crackers.


Almost...  but not even close.


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« Reply #82 on: September 15, 2009, 08:45:35 AM »

Prawnography.


MITHSHRIKE WINZ!!!!

Congratulations!!!   Correct answer = Prawnography (pornography).
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« Reply #83 on: September 15, 2009, 09:34:57 AM »

smokin
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #84 on: September 15, 2009, 09:41:03 AM »

I was close.
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« Reply #85 on: September 15, 2009, 09:49:27 AM »

I got it right.  But I didn't post the answer.  And I didn't come up with the answer until reading about what the right answer was. 
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« Reply #86 on: September 15, 2009, 09:49:54 AM »

I got it right.  But I didn't post the answer.  And I didn't come up with the answer until reading about what the right answer was. 
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« Reply #87 on: September 15, 2009, 10:10:09 AM »

I got it right.  But I didn't post the answer.  And I didn't come up with the answer until reading about what the right answer was. 

It's like, you're almost psychic!
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« Reply #88 on: September 15, 2009, 10:16:39 AM »

PRIZE TIME!!

Congratulations Mithshrike!!  Good job.

We're trying to tailor our prizes to individuals so here we go:

Do you ever get caught with embarassing odors in the air at inconvenient times?
Are you tired of blaming it on the dog or neighbors?

You've just won a brand new AIR FRESHENER!!

Enjoy!


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« Reply #89 on: September 15, 2009, 10:17:56 AM »

I got it right.  But I didn't post the answer.  And I didn't come up with the answer until reading about what the right answer was. 

It's like, you're almost psychic!


I would have accepted that as an official guess but, unfortunately I am NOT PSYCHIC!!   Laughing
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« Reply #90 on: September 15, 2009, 11:01:32 AM »

Wow, so now my room can smell like filthy vagina instead of marijuana and nag champa?
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #91 on: September 15, 2009, 11:06:05 AM »

Wow, so now my room can smell like filthy vagina instead of marijuana and nag champa?
It will probably just blend into a delightful melange, and you'll feel like you're living in 'Frisco in the 60s.
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« Reply #92 on: September 15, 2009, 12:45:16 PM »

Wow, so now my room can smell like filthy vagina instead of marijuana and nag champa?
It will probably just blend into a delightful melange, and you'll feel like you're living in 'Frisco in the 60s.


If you shit in the corner, it would smell exactly like Haight-Ashbury circa 1967.
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« Reply #93 on: September 15, 2009, 09:00:26 PM »

PUZZLE #3.1419172

Enjoy!
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« Reply #94 on: September 15, 2009, 09:03:46 PM »

meat boot ....... yeah baby ...w00t
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« Reply #95 on: September 15, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »

moccaskins?
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« Reply #96 on: September 15, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »

meat boot ....... yeah baby ...w00t

* KGB somehow KNEW Blodhi was gonna guess with this.

What an insightful and original response.


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« Reply #97 on: September 15, 2009, 09:24:45 PM »

moccaskins?

I don't know how anyone could come up with that but, ...  there's only one!

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« Reply #98 on: September 15, 2009, 09:26:17 PM »

You had to put the thread on hiatus to gather new fail pics, didn't you? Razz
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« Reply #99 on: September 15, 2009, 09:27:22 PM »

You had to put the thread on hiatus to gather new fail pics, didn't you? Razz
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