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« on: September 09, 2009, 04:42:14 PM »

Gear up kiddies.

You second favorite thread of all time is coming back for round deuce. shitty
I'm still collecting puzzles and prizes so put on your thinking caps and get ready.

* KGB gets erect nipples with anticipation
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 04:46:40 PM »

Summer's not quite over Razz
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 04:51:43 PM »

Summer's not quite over Razz

The school here is full of carpet monkeys.


IT'S OVER MOTHERFUCKER!
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 05:07:28 PM »

Summer's not quite over Razz


Around here summer doesn't end 'til the last week in October.
I made a promise to Ryan to restart this after Labor day.
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 06:03:47 PM »

Summer's not quite over Razz


Around here summer doesn't end 'til the last week in October.
I made a promise to Ryan to restart this after Labor day.


Christmas is after Labor Day.
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 06:48:11 PM »

Summer's not quite over Razz


Around here summer doesn't end 'til the last week in October.
I made a promise to Ryan to restart this after Labor day.


Christmas is after Labor Day.


So is New Years EVE!  Laughing
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 06:49:46 PM »

shit nvm.
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 06:50:26 PM »

I'm calling New Year's Day before Labor Day.  New Year's Eve is after Labor Day.

I will admit to not being sure, though.  Perhaps this is what I'd ask Crom about.
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 06:51:09 PM »

 Cool
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 06:54:22 PM »

Edited for anal obsessive ASPIE!
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 06:56:45 PM »

 Laughing
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 06:57:05 PM »

Wait, I mean: 

Screw you!!  Fuckin' aspies!   Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 07:35:27 PM »

thumbs down for misleading title. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 08:46:08 PM »

thumbs down for misleading title. 



Misleading? In what manner?
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 08:46:41 PM »

thumbs down for misleading title. 


Misleading? In what manner?

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 08:52:32 PM »

It's called a "teaser" dear.

There will be puzzles... I promise.
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 12:22:36 PM »

PUZZLE #1


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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2009, 12:42:43 PM »

 I think he's masturbating.
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2009, 12:45:09 PM »

I think he's masturbating.

Is that an official guess?
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2009, 12:54:34 PM »

Commencing rumination.
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2009, 01:29:19 PM »

Meat Hook
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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2009, 02:38:09 PM »

High stakes.
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2009, 02:42:19 PM »

High stakes.
Nice.
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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2009, 03:47:23 PM »

High stakes.


MITHSHRIKE WINZ!!!

Correct answer = High steaks (stakes)

Congratulations Mith!!
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2009, 03:50:28 PM »

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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »

So it begins.  Cool
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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2009, 06:04:30 PM »

So it begins.  Cool
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« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS MR. SHRIKE!!

Our prize closet is still filling up but I'm sure you'll love this.

You win a years supply of PORK FAGGOTS!!


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« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2009, 06:12:49 PM »

 Laugh My Ass Off
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Yeah, I'd like some blotter, windowpane or microdot please.

Also, I'd like a tub of butter, a Hong Kong Fooey costume, a box of condoms, and a gross of batteries.  Should make for an interesting night  Bad day
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« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2009, 06:13:52 PM »

Laugh My Ass Off


"Mr. Brains" no less.  We spare no expense!!
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« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2009, 06:13:54 PM »

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« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2009, 06:17:47 PM »

 Bad day
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« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2009, 11:30:53 AM »

PUZZLE #2


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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2009, 11:50:29 AM »

Potpurri? (Pea Puree)
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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2009, 12:06:20 PM »

Potpurri? (Pea Puree)


I missed you.  Very much.    Razz

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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2009, 12:13:11 PM »

Whirled Peas

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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2009, 12:16:17 PM »

LONG DONG WINZ!!!

Congratulations!!
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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2009, 12:17:02 PM »

LONG DONG WINZ!!!

Congratulations!!

Usually does. Wink
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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2009, 12:21:54 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS MR. RAW!

PRIZE TIME!!!


Have you ever wondered: "How big of an asshole am I really".?

NOW YOU CAN KNOW!!!

Yes, The Analyzer can tell you (and your friends & family) right down to the millimeter.

Enjoy!!


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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2009, 12:22:41 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS MR. RAW!

PRIZE TIME!!!


Have you ever wondered: "How big of an asshole am I really".?

NOW YOU CAN KNOW!!!

Yes, The Analyzer can tell you (and your friends & family) right down to the millimeter.

Enjoy!!




Sweet!  Thanks!
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« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2009, 12:23:06 PM »

Check again ^
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« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »

PUZZLE #3!!

Good Luck!


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« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2009, 05:55:39 PM »

Dead Ringer?
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« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »

bananaphone  Razz
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« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2009, 06:00:50 PM »

Dead Ringer?


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« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2009, 06:02:05 PM »

bananaphone  Razz


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« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2009, 06:03:27 PM »

iphone?
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« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2009, 06:06:14 PM »

iphone?

Not quite!


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« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2009, 06:07:07 PM »

thats a disturbing picture.
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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2009, 06:08:26 PM »

thats a disturbing picture.



Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment. love
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