We've all done it. We might be running a little late, and have to run out of the house with breakfast in hand to eat on the way to work, or even shave or brush our teeth in the car. It happens. But unfortunately for the wimmen, if they don't have time to grab a burqa before leaving for their first job of the day, they're just SOL and doomed to wander outside of the gates of the kingdom of God, bewailing their sorrows for all eternity. Until now!

That's right, by second quarter 2006, the Triad, in their mercy, plan to have available a product that might just save the immortal souls of your wives. With bated breath, we proudly introduce...


Don't leave home without it!

It's a product so simple and practical that we just can't understand why it hasn't already been done. For only $39.95 you can have the peace of mind that comes from knowing that you are walking upright in the eyes of the one true God, by making all your harem cover every square inch of their flesh at all times. Let's face it, you can't always be around to make sure all your wimmen have their burqas ready to don. If you're out declaring holy jihad on the infidel, and one of your wives is stoned in the street for not covering up, when you have to answer to Allah for her blood on your hands, I don't think "The dog ate her burqa" is going to cut it. Most likely you will be cast into the desert before the gates of the realm of Shaitan, for your flesh to be torn by the jackals for ten thousand millenia as penance. Not fun.

Keep one in the car, one in the boat, or wherever else you take your wives out in public. You can't afford not to. The Triad cares very deeply for teh wimmen, and we want them to be covered wherever they go.

Wackyİ Paint-On Burqa Kit is non-toxic, biodegradble, and it glows in the dark. Reserve yours now! Without a doubt demand will far outstrip supply, so act quickly. Spend. Spend as if your immortal soul depended on it, because it very well might. A strict limit of seven units will be enforced on all pre-orders.

Don't let yourself be put in the position where Allah would be going medieval on your ass. And praise the Triad!